Thursday, March 16, 2006

The best day in WoW, ever

I'm flying over to Burning Steppes from Stormwind to pwn it up in BRD the IC dewds. I land in Morgan's Vigil and what do I see before me? ...you're not going to believe this.

NAKED GNOMES!!!


Check out that dood in his underwear, he's breaking it downnn, UGH! I would be too in his position. But anyway, these guys were standing at the entrance to Morgan's Vigil just chillin' with mack-daddy-fo-shorty busting a move keeping his hos in check.

Not only was this sight uber enough, but these gnomes were actually funny too!



I was really tempted to just stay there and hang out with these guys all day, but IC was waiting for me, and like usual I was already late. So, I engaged in some light conversation, told them a story (which got cut out of the screenshot above), made a few jokes with them, then took off.


Touei taking off

Now, as you can see they asked me to take them to Molten Core. Jokingly I said, "sure!" Little did I realize they these guys were serious! Don't mess with a bunch of naked gnomes and their pimp I guess...



I was half way to BlackRock Mountain when I got this whisper. @_@ They were actually trying to follow me through Searing Gorge! These guys really did want to go to Molten Core. Too bad Ibsen wasn't around he would of loved to RP with these guys.

While I'm over here chillin' on my auto-run tiger heading to meet up with the team, I had 5 naked LEVEL 2 gnomes following me and didn't even know it! Shit I didn't even look back. I wish I would have, what a screenshot that would of been!

So to Lionrlsneak, Lionesdrea, Lioncazz, Lionkaladrie, and Lionrendi, if you ever read this, I'm sorry for not taking you to Molten Core (T_T). I had no idea you nubs were acctually chasing behind me while I was riding along on my tiger totally oblivious to the pain you all must have been suffering while trying to keep up with me through a zone full of 53 elites. I'm sorry your legs were too short to do the job.

Naked gnomes, rest in peace.
/farewell my friends you will be missed.

...later inside BRD

Ibsen, Vaft, Drogan, Glorificus, and I manged to get some Dark Iron smelting done. I suppose this was for some Fire Resist items to be used by the guild in Molten Core (/cry poor gnomes). I don't really know, I was just there for heals and to get this great screenshot of a dead Furby.



After we finished the smelting, people went kinda nuts. Maybe it's all the lava; those fumes are poisonous, makes people a bit giddy. Anywhoo, Vaft went lava swimming.



It's quite the dangerous sport. One slip up, one break in your concentration, and your a goner. I found out that out first hand. I'll stick to regular water swimming tyvm.

After the dip in the lava, Vaft must of been really pumped to party hard because suddenly he wanted to raid Molten Core (/gnomes T_T). Too bad we weren't a Raid Party and the nub couldn't zone in before the three fire guards wtfpwnd him up.



I was laughing my ass off.

/guild






Wiser words were never spoken, night all.

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