Journey to Blackrock Mountain

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AFK

I've been busy the past few days getting ready to move.

J-blog shall return shortly... hmm maybe I can bust something out later tonight.

No promises though.

Just working on clearing out these old screenshots I have. Trying to get organized. Here goes...


Scyorax is a very serious guy. But it looks like Big Black is his weakness.


No comment... just no comment.



Naois Sings The Blues







Jealously, it's a real bitch.

The Mysteries Of DIRE MAUL



Boggles the mind, doesn't it?



Yeah, no kidding you didn't mind him. His body must of been laying there rotting for at least 10 years now. Hire a housecleaner, shit.

DrAgOn KnIgHt



Oh yeah, the big sexy himself.





Waaay too much info.



I take offence to that remark.


:)

A Tribute To Damage

I've been inspired. For better or for worse, well, we'll soon find out. Anyway, this is just practice to see if I have the skills needed to do what I'm planning without spending countless hours searching for whatever particular Photoshop tool I need at the time.

I'd say it's a success.

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Recently, I went on an adventure with HAWKFIEND... an adventure that turned out to be a total disaster. But none the less inspired me to create a comic.

The Adventures of HAWKFIEND

Look for it soon.

Naois Does Joax

So here I am running Vaftz through Gnomeregan using Jabel, my level 60 rouge, when I see this in guild chat.



Of course going through Gnomeregan is the most painful thing known to man so I decide to ditch Vaftz and play some joax.



Naois INC!


(Naois is level 19. ZG is a zone full of level 70 monsters.)

BUT NAOIS IS NOT AFRAID!


For Lothar!

Well, I thought for sure I would get booted from the raid any second now, but once again Iron Circle disappoints. What to do?


WTF they're too busy talking about some MOB to notice their main tank is level10? Nub comment - level 9 attack GO~

What to do you say? Fall back on the tried and true strategy of being really fucking nub.


Nub comment - level 98 attack GO~

Wow, these guys are really dense. Let's turn this up a bit.

All-star advantage attack power level 10,000 nub comment GO~!


I'm level 19. Like I have the flighpath.

There we go, that did it.



It's just joax guys, just joax.

Momentarily Deterred, but Never Beaten

...moments later, back in Gnomeregan.


/oragne silliness


Shudup-DuckFucker, the third dialect of Chinese, is spoken mainly in the southwestern regions of China.


yeah

So remember kids, in order to live life to its fullest potential, when that vial time of life-changing decision comes, ask yourself,

Iron Circle Goes to Gates of Ahn'Qiraj

AQ20


Found deep within the desert of Silithus.


Lays Ahn'Qiraj - a giant space fortress.

Strange that a giant space fortress would be here, even stranger is that it was built by large bugs. But let's go inside and hijack a spaceship! I want to fly to the moon and destroy it, thus unlocking the Great Evil that has been sealed away by the solar system for 3,000 years.


Ahn'Qiraj Origins

So here we are, inside the Gates of Ahn'Qiraj (also known as AQ20 because only 20 people can fit inside) and I'm playing Touei the Priest, one of only two priests on the raid, and will ultimately be blamed (due to utter incompetence) for the raid's failure to achieve.


Whatever, let's make this fun.

We soon realized that because of the damn Orc in the raid, we would be running into a few problems. It took us a good five attempts just to get past the two bug guards at the entrance to the massive space fortress.


No kill = no drink

A new strategy was quickly formed. One which was sure to elevate our play to an acceptable level and get us past those first few monsters.



One could ask, "Did this new plan work?"


Well, yes and no.

Thoroughly liqored up, Iron Circle soon began plowing through Starship Trooper Bugs like an industrial sized can of Black Flag.




It's One Of Those Smart Bugs

After vanquishing a few hundred Zerg bugs we still hadn't found a spaceship worth hijacking. But then we caught sight of a giant Starship Trooper Smart Bug, and charged it!



Battle ensued and it looked like Iron Circle might prevail over this Smart Bug that watned to suck out our brains in order to learn the secrets to Old Ironforge... but then came the sand traps.



The Smart Bug must have learned of our drinking strategy and used it against us! Soon both priests were dead.



Drunk, horny, and lying on the floor, the Smart Bug did with us what he would. There would be no spaceship hijacking... this time.


EXP in AQ20 sucked anyway.

Gold Farming

[5. LookingForGroup] [Pabolol]: Does anyone want to help me in LBRS?



Yes, this is how I make all my gold in World of Warcraft. And yes you do owe me 5 gold!

More Dishonorable PvP

Vaft fucking loses it.


When I go Dishonorable Kill grinding it's serious business, so I like to switch to fullscreen. Is it my fault my computer loads slow?



Even if I had the money to upgrade this computer, I don't think I would. Because then how would I ever get screenshots like this?

Identity Theft!



It's been said that grouping with me is like grouping with Alice from Different Strokes. I have no idea what that means.


I never watched that show.

/random obscenity



Night.