Found deep within the desert of Silithus.
Lays Ahn'Qiraj - a giant space fortress.
Strange that a giant space fortress would be here, even stranger is that it was built by large bugs. But let's go inside and hijack a spaceship! I want to fly to the moon and destroy it, thus unlocking the Great Evil that has been sealed away by the solar system for 3,000 years.
Ahn'Qiraj Origins
So here we are, inside the Gates of Ahn'Qiraj (also known as AQ20 because only 20 people can fit inside) and I'm playing Touei the Priest, one of only two priests on the raid, and will ultimately be blamed (due to utter incompetence) for the raid's failure to achieve.
Whatever, let's make this fun.
We soon realized that because of the damn Orc in the raid, we would be running into a few problems. It took us a good five attempts just to get past the two bug guards at the entrance to the massive space fortress.
No kill = no drink
A new strategy was quickly formed. One which was sure to elevate our play to an acceptable level and get us past those first few monsters.
One could ask, "Did this new plan work?"
Well, yes and no.
Thoroughly liqored up, Iron Circle soon began plowing through Starship Trooper Bugs like an industrial sized can of Black Flag.
It's One Of Those Smart Bugs
After vanquishing a few hundred Zerg bugs we still hadn't found a spaceship worth hijacking. But then we caught sight of a giant Starship Trooper Smart Bug, and charged it!
Battle ensued and it looked like Iron Circle might prevail over this Smart Bug that watned to suck out our brains in order to learn the secrets to Old Ironforge... but then came the sand traps.
The Smart Bug must have learned of our drinking strategy and used it against us! Soon both priests were dead.
Drunk, horny, and lying on the floor, the Smart Bug did with us what he would. There would be no spaceship hijacking... this time.
EXP in AQ20 sucked anyway.
Gold Farming
[5. LookingForGroup] [Pabolol]: Does anyone want to help me in LBRS?
Yes, this is how I make all my gold in World of Warcraft. And yes you do owe me 5 gold!
More Dishonorable PvP
Vaft fucking loses it.
When I go Dishonorable Kill grinding it's serious business, so I like to switch to fullscreen. Is it my fault my computer loads slow?
Even if I had the money to upgrade this computer, I don't think I would. Because then how would I ever get screenshots like this?
Identity Theft!
It's been said that grouping with me is like grouping with Alice from Different Strokes. I have no idea what that means.
I never watched that show.
/random obscenity
Night.
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