Thursday, April 06, 2006

All Hail the King

The Myth of Emperor Thaurissan



King Ironbeard of Ironforge has sent me on a mission of extreme importance. The fate of the kingdom now lies in my hands, and the quest "The Fate of the Kingdom."

I am tasked with rescuing the King's daughter, Princess Moira Bronzebeard has been kidnapped by the evil Dark Iron Dwarf Dagran Thaurissan!

Too bad there really is no such thing as Emperor Thaurissan in BlackRock Depths. I swear I've been in that place over a hundred times and I've never seen any "Emp."

Speechless

Have you ever know someone who says the most incredibly fucked up things that it just leaves you speechless with your jaw on the floor staring at the computer screen for five minutes?

Xeno is one of those people.

There I was, just singing the latest Kelly Clarkson hit single, minding my own business when...


A few minutes of silence pass...


MOB Hax

Just zoned in and...


Don't you love it?

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