In respect to Aurik's handicap I will be trying my best to update daily. Plus I burned myself out on that really long post a few weeks ago so from now on the goal is slow and steady... oh yeah, sounds dirty doesn't it!
Touei Gets a Mount
How you like me now!
Daaamn right! The honies can't resist me now. Sure maybe I'm 10 levels behind the next guy but with a generous donation by Rogar the Suxx0r-Hunt0r I'm now rolling in style.
You can catch me on the corner rollin' on dubs.
As you can see, Rogar was nice enough to donate 40g to the "Pimp my WoW Ride Touei Foundation Inc." However, I couldn't just give him the satisfaction of a good deed done.
Dalkstalker, our resident New Zealander, got a little over excited. Now if you know Darkstalker you know what I'm talkning about because the world of Darkstalker is like living in Alaska, the sun never goes down and Darkstalker never calms down.
I don't know what's in the water in New Zealand but Xena grew some testicals and I don't think they've heard of Ritalin yet. After the above screen shot the rest of the conversation went a little like this.
[Guild] [Touei]: NEW ZELAND?!
[Guild] [Touei]: LOLOLOL
[Guild] [Dalkstalker]: ITS NEW ZEALAND YOU NOOB
[Guild] [Dalkstalker]: NOOB LOL ROFL
[Guild] [Touei]: oh sorry, NEW ZEALAND ROFL
[Guild] [Dalkstalker]: HEY STFU
[Guild] [Touei]: LOLOL
[Guild] [Dalkstalker]: LOLOL
etc...
Back to the topic at hand, my sweet-pimpin' tigerhax!
As you can clearly see even when I manage to make a come-up I always somehow also manage to keep it ghetto and chump myself (the universe must remain balanced after all) because after buying my mount I was left with a measly 68 copper (T_T).
Luckily, the flight from Darnassus to Darkshore is free but then I had to sit and beg travelers for spare change to fly anywhere else (like I was really going to run anywhere after going through all the hard work of buying a mount). After about an hour I had managed to /beg my way up to... 68 copper.
So, I sold some bandages and whatever else I could pawn off to the local vendor and took off to Tanaris to do ZF for the 6th time.
Fortunatly one of the homies came through.
Now if I could only get some RL beer money.
AFK = Death
No I'm not talking about going /afk in contested territory. I'm talking about going /afk while auto-following me. I mean, come on if a fat girl sits down infront of you with a cheeseburger is there any possible way you can't punch her? No, I didn't think so. It's an open invitation and Drogan knows this best ^_^v.
Saimin ftw~
I'm guessing all you hoale hamburgers don't know wtf saimin is. You may however know it as Top Ramen. WTF is Top Ramen anyway? What's top about ramen? In Japan it's just "ramen".
I was eating a bowl of saimin and was about to take a bite of noodles when I noticed a dead fly in the soup, and I'm not talking just any ordinary fly. I'm talking one of those monster 10 pound flys (all the bugs on Kauai are 10x larger than anywhere else on the world) with an epic BWL Shiny Green Breastplate with 800 armor, you know those giant flys with the refective green bodies. Plus I could just tell the fucking thing had been stewing in the soup for a long time, getting all those fly juices in the broth.
Then I take a bite of a slice of beef in the saimin (it was a delux saimin with wontons and everything!) and the beef was... well... kinda... crunchy.
And then! I go to take another bite and guess what I see? ANOTHER FUCKING GIANT MUTANT GREEN MC TIER2 GEARED 10LBS FLY!
Maybe by now your asking yourself why I didn't stop eating that shit after the first fly? Well, when you not only have 68 copper in-game but also IRL you don't waste food k!
So I kept eating and with every bite the sensation of knowing that I was sucking down fly-shit saturated soup got worse. I finished the saimin and then puked. GG.
I h3art j00
When you roll with IC you can just feel t3h luv.
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