Stalkers Abound

Every once in awhile I'll be in Stratholme killing the NPC guy for the 100th time looking for some under powered loot when out of nowhere a stalker will begin pestering me. I always play it cool though, I enjoy the witty banter a stalker brings to the table. Unfortunately, Kil'Jaden seems to be lacking in the "witty."

Aurick on the other hand, well he's just a straight up attention whoring microwave-burrito eating machine.... And has no shame.


W O L F I E N D ? Nice try buddy. Have another burrito. luv

Lake
Questing it up in Western Plaugelands when...


Sorry Lake, 16 and up.

Kelzur
Questing in Un'goro when...
(wait, what in the hell am I doing in Un'goro?)


First of all, Touei is a Warlock, not a mage.


Secondly, I give summons for SoJ, not head.


Third, you have hit rock bottom. Gratz on blog though.

Gucchi
Waiting for the Menethil Short Bus when...


Okay, Gucchi wasn't so much of a stalker as... just a gnome standing on the docks with me waiting for the boat.

But I couldn't resist.

Anyone know the Gnome racial talent? Because the sweet tacos line never fails! Must be Gnomish immunity.

Farrajockaqq
Minding my own business, perusing the Auction House when...


Now this guy is pissed! What to do? Well, doing the same thing I was doing in guildchat at the time seemed like a good idea.


Sing him a sappy love songs to warm his black heart.
(Who's Gnarr?)

Microsoft
Just logged on and...



Goldilock
Running Sunken Temple when...


Goldilock is, of course, referring to my other blog, Amateur Cyber Hour at the Imperial Nightclub. (Hey, I'm a sucker for blondes)


Crap! What are the odds?

Not really a stalker


But I didn't sleep well that night. And now, most likely, neither will you.

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